Amy Lu's View

I wasn’t expecting to gain insight from Shania Twain. 

I don’t harbor any ill feelings about Shania Twain–I’ve just never been a big fan or paid that much attention to her. I saw her at the Brandi Carlise music festival in January 2025 and she seemed like a talented musician but not someone I would expect to be dispensing wisdom.

But recently I listened to an interview with her on the NPR “Wild Card” show and I can’t stop thinking about what I heard her say. (The emphasis here is what “I heard.” I’m not going to try to verify or accurately convey what Shania said as I’m just focusing on my experience and intepretation). 

The host, Rachel Martin, asked Shania something like “What do you want to do when you’re older? And you can define older as one week from now, or a couple of years, or whatever.” 

I think Rachel qualified the question because Shania is in her mid-60’s and is already “older” by many definitions. 

Shania answered (paraphrased by me with artistic license), “I’m going to live to be 200. I’m going to imagine that’s how it’s going to be for me. My imagination has always got me through. I don’t want to feel rushed. I want to take time to do things well and live in the moment.”

Well, I want those things, too. But don’t I need to feel rushed, at least to some extent, because I am working under a deadline? Like it or not, I only have so much time in this life, and I know more of my life is behind me than in front of me (not trying to factor in any quantum physics such as Block Theory that suggests all time is simultaneous here). Don’t I need some sense of urgency? Don’t I need to recognize the impermanence of life to appreciate it more fully? Don’t I need to reckon with the fleeting nature of the present moment to truly live in the moment?

What kind of mind-blowing heresy is Shania putting down, and I should pick it up?

I think Shania helped me realize a paradox: It IS important to recognize how brief and transitory our lives are, but constantly freaking out about that is just going to make me more distracted and less able to live in the now. 

Sometimes I need a kick in the pants and to embrace “If not now, when?” as a self-help mantra. Other times, “If not today, that’s okay” is the healthier approach. 

Shania’s advice knowingly blurs the lines between imagination and denial. That feels pretty radical. Can we live as if we have enough time for everything we want to do, even when we know we can’t? How does that change how we live? Is it worth being a little delusional for the vibe of possibility the delusion makes space for?

If I lived as if I was going to live until I was 200, it could make me more complacent. I could take things for granted even more than I already do. Or, I could chill out a bit. I could be more patient with others and myself. And I could be bolder if I thought “Hey, I have time to tackle this or to recover from it if this endeavor goes badly.”

I’d like to be braver and more relaxed, but I’m not wishing I had more time to achieve any grand goals or accomplishments. I’m basically comfortable with the skill levels I’ve attained. (I’ve let go of the idea that my domestic prowess will ever surpass what I had as a college student. I don’t expect to ever have matching towels.) I mostly just want to keep doing all the goofy inconsequential things I do every day and week and month. Maybe I’ll get slightly better at them (slightly less nervous at open mic) but just to keep doing them would be a blessing. I want to finish all the TV series I’ve got on my personal wish list and eat at all the restaurants I’ve planned to but never quite made it to. 

Of course I want to keep spending time with my friends and family and pets. Okay, I want to get better at that–have more heart to heart conversations, and silly times, and times where we reminisce and dream. 

I want more times when we fully embrace that we’re all so heart-breakingly ephemeral and times we pretend that we’re all going to live to 200. 

I’m not that excited by telepathy. 

I realized this a while back (at least several months ago as I’ve not been very prolific with my blogging) when I attempted to listen to the first episode of the extremely popular “The Telepathy Tapes” podcast. This is a very popular podcast that many people are very enthusiastic about (we started to listen to it at the urging of a friend who is an avid fan). As my use of the word “attempted” signifies, I did not become a fan of the podcast. Admittedly, I was, and am, very dubious about the premise of the podcast–that nonverbal autistic children may be telepathic–but my non-fandom isn’t just because of my skepticism. I just found it boring. 

I am not trying to be a hater to those who are fans of The Telepathy Tapes and/or believe in its theory of telepathy. While I doubt the claims made on the podcast, I’m certainly no expert on telepathy and have only done a cursory bit of internet searching about the podcast (just enough to know that there are scientists who argue against it). 

What I am claiming to be is someone who found The Telepathy Tapes rather dull. Now I certainly didn’t give it much of a chance–the first episode of any type of show isn’t necessarily that engaging. It often takes a bit to get hooked on a TV show or podcast. But I think my uninterested response to the podcast goes deeper than that. 

When I think about it, I just don’t find telepathy that intriguing. 

I DO think telepathy would be very consequential, on both an individual and societal level. I don’t want to have telepathy (unless I could be extremely selective about it and turn it off and on at will) and I certainly don’t want people around me to have telepathic abilities and be able to read my mind. (I don’t think I’m harboring more sinister thoughts than the average person, but I don’t want to advertise my various dysfunctions or subject others to the unfiltered tedious miasma of my mind). I might advocate for telepathy in a superhero type scenario, where a “good guy” could use it to thwart an evildoer. 

I think telepathy would be impactful, but I don’t find it that meaningful. It doesn’t inspire me to reconsider my fundamental thoughts and feelings about the world or my place in it. It’s not a paradigm shifter for me. The idea of it doesn’t give me goosebumps or make me feel like the world is bigger and deeper and somehow more profound. 

I DO get a thrill of “whoa” when I think about quantum physics and things like  alternate realities, dark matter, quantum entanglement, the Block Universe (the past, present, future exist simultaneously). By no means do I understand these concepts–I’ve only done a small amount of reading  about them (I’ve listened to half of a Neil deGrasse Tyson book) and I’m no quantum physicist (I don’t even play one on TV).  My shallow grasp of these science-inspired concepts probably actually enhances the awe they inspire in me–I’m free to ponder the coolness factor without getting bogged down by equations and what not. 

I can’t really defend why alternate realities and whatnot are more interesting than telepathy. I can’t honestly come up with any real reasons for how any of the theories I just touted would actually affect my life if they are true. Yes, I could blog about why I find them interesting (and maybe will one day–or already have in another reality) but basically it just all comes down to feels. Quantum entanglement gives me feels; telepathy doesn’t. 

I’m not that into telepathy, but I am into awe. I want to be more open to experiencing it in big and little ways, and to appreciating when others find it (as long as it doesn’t lead them to doing things that are too goofy).  So this is what I’ve learned from thinking about “The Telepathy Tapes”

• Embrace whatever gives you awe, makes you feel spinny in the face of the vastness of mystery and wonder. 
• Just be humble–unless you actually are a rocket scientist or the Dalai Llama, you probably only have a cursory understanding of those mind-blowing concepts, whether they are scientific or theological. You could very well be way off base. 
• Fall madly in love with ideas–stay up late thinking and talking about them just like you would over a cute crush–but don’t cling. Be willing to give them up and move on if they no longer serve you (and/or you learn they are just flat out wrong). Fall in love again with new ideas. 
• Accept that awe is a matter of personal taste–whatever floats your metaphysical boat may just be ho-hum for someone else. 

And if you can ever read my mind–I apologize in advance. Yes, much of the thoughts you will discover will be needlessly bitchy, but mostly they will just be boring and confusing. 

I spent every free moment I had on Monday trying to learn to pronounce “Cyclosporiasis.”

Thankfully, I didn’t need to call the doctor and say I had it. I was hoping to update the lyrics of my song “Salad Days” for an open mic performance tonight. 

I don’t write topical or current events related songs–at least I don’t intend to. But when you have a song called “Salad Days” that is literally about salad (as a jumping off point for a humorous yet moving song about my complicated and quirky relationships to food and Chad and Chad’s eccentricities about eating), I think you are morally obligated to at least make an attempt to meet the moment. 

I only intended to make a few small changes to the song lyrics, but it turned out to be surprisingly hard to remember my edits. I just couldn’t keep them in my head. 

As I sat in the audience at open mic (at the wonderful Railwerks in Columbia Heights) I kept going back and forth on if I was going to be bold and try my updated version of the song. Yes, it was a wonderful and friendly crowd mostly comprised of regulars who I knew would be supportive and understanding (there were even two bona fide Salad Days “fans” in the audience) even if I failed spectacularly, but it’s never easy to flop. Plus, I was farther down on the sign-up list that I usually am (I like to perform early in the line-up so I can relax and listen the rest of the evening) and as I listened to the other musicians I felt my song slipping away from me. It was no longer merely a matter of not knowing my new lyrics–I couldn’t even remember the chords to Salad Days anymore. 

Finally the moment arrived: it was time for me to take the stage. Every time I play this is a bit of a production as getting my keyboard onstage and set up is time and labor intensive, even with the help I always graciously get (have I mentioned open mic folks can be the BEST?). I’m always slightly embarrassed it takes so much effort to get me set up just so I can noodle around with a few chords. But I decided to embrace my awkwardness. As long as I was taking up so much metaphorical and somewhat literal space with my keyboard, why not try to sing my ballad of salad with my updated and timely lyrics? I’m not the world’s most accomplished singer, keyboardist, or songwriter, but my original songs are truly original. How could I deny a world in the grips of a salad crisis a song about salad? 

So I sang my salad song. And I was more or less successful. I only forgot a few chords and my voice only wavered a bit. I really don’t know if I correctly pronounced “cyclosporiasis” but it was close enough. (I think a few people were a little nervous when I introduced my song by practicing my pronunciation of “cyclosporiasis” but I assured them the lyrics weren’t going to be graphic). People in the audience listened, and they smiled and laughed. And I felt mighty because I did something I was scared to do. 

Hmmm, two things I love to do–perform and eat salad–can be scary, but I plan to keep on doing them for the foreseeable future (though not at the same time). I’m not sure if I’ll do my Cyclosporiasis version of “Salad Days” again, even though it unfortunately looks like it’s going to be timely for a while. 

And now…my lyrics to “Salad Days” with the new lyrics at the end in bold.

Salad Days*  

Our salad days are every day   
If you take it literally
I eat fresh veggies all day long 
and hope you’ll share them with me
You don’t object to a plant-based diet 
You’re down with brussel sprouts
But you resent the time and effort 
Sometimes you want to shout

I’m too tired for a salad
I think that’s valid
I’m frustrated by defeat
Because I have to eat

Your days are filled with meetings and work
You’re worried, hassled and stressed 
Having to stop to eat some food
Puts your patience to the test
Your family has misophonia
It can drive you nuts when I munch
I eat in another room 
So you don’t have to hear the crunch

You’re too wired for my salad
I guess that’s valid
Does it feel like defeat?
If you hear me eat

Carrots, broccoli** 
Have a high ROI 
Carrots, broccoli 
Have a high ROI

You’re still hoping for the day
When you can just take a pill
Eating should be saved for special times
Only something you do at will
But I want to chew as much as I can
No smoothies for me
Booze is the only reason for me to
Drink my calories

Please give me a salad 
I think that’s valid
I think a salad is a treat
It lets me eat and eat and eat

But now salad is a menace
Cyclosporiasis is out to get us

Now I’m scared of my salad
I think that’s valid 
It’s a vegetarian defeat
I might have to eat some meat

*The phrase “Salad Days” is from Shakespeare but I didn’t know that when I wrote the song. I just had the phrase floating around in the back of my head.

**I mispronounce broccoli as broc-oh-lie so it rhymes with ROI, inspired by an in-joke from the play “Calendar Girls” that I was in last summer

I’m a macrodiaphile.

It’s not a word that exactly rolls off the tongue, but it’s the invented label created for me by AI (Gemini). Yes, I willingly consulted an AI Overlord and asked: “Is there a word for someone who really really likes long days?” Gemini explained that there isn’t, but that it could make up something for me “by combining some beautiful Greek roots.” So I’m choosing its offering of Macrodiaphile which combines macro (long), dia (day), and phile (lover)—literally, a lover of long days. 

So yes, that’s me, a macrodiaphile, a lover of long days (days with as many hours of daylight as possible). It’s not that I specifically love sunshine (I usually do) or basking in the sun (although I certainly can enjoy that) but I just want several hours of daylight. Circadian rhythms be damned, I’d love it if the sun didn’t set until at least midnight all year round. 

At least I think I’d love that. The closest experience I’ve had to living with days that long is years ago when we had a vacation in Anchorage in June and the sunset was never before 11:30. I thought that was glorious, but we were only there for less than a week. So maybe I would eventually get tired of tons of daylight, especially since I can’t sleep if I’m in a room with even a teeny amount of light–but that’s what eye masks are for. I’m willing to take the risk and find out. 

And yes, I do acknowledge that I wouldn’t be spending most of my life actively enjoying the abundant hours of daylight. I’m very thankful of our Minnesotan mid-summers when it is still light out until 9:30ish, but sometimes I struggle to have the energy to do anything other than watch TV after 9:00 (and being in our basement away from windows seems wrong). And of course I’m not even considering regularly appreciating  hours of sunlight that occur before 7:00 a.m. (can we move those pre-7:00 a.m. hours of daylight to post 9:00 p.m.?). 

Why do I love the daylight so much? The best answer that I can come up with is that it just feels magical and special. It fills me with awe. All this daylight makes life feel removed from the normal bonds of time. I don’t necessarily have Seasonal Affective Disorder, but the early winter sunsets feel constrictive and claustrophobic, while a 9:00 p.m. sunset feels expansive and vast.

I’ve also had this recurring dream (or maybe I just had it once but for whatever reason I still remember it) where I’m at my childhood home and it’s well past midnight but it’s still daylight out. Okay, not an exciting dream plot-wise when I describe it, but it had a strong emotional resonance for me and I still think about the feeling of the dream that I can’t capture with words. Beyond the emotional and sensory impact, I don’t think the dream really signifies anything except perhaps I’m channeling the memory of one of my Norwegian ancestors that did live in the Land of the Midnight Sun. 

Despite my dream setting of the home of my youth, I don’t think I’ve always been a macrodiaphile. As a kid I wasn’t that in tune with the natural world (even though we lived in the country) so while I definitely did not like it when it got dark at 5:00 at night in the winter, I wasn’t exactly twirling around in a field at 9:30 p.m. to savor the lingering light.

But I am desperately trying to savor the long days now, and honestly, I feel some pressure about it. How can I possibly make the most of this fleeting time of grandeur? How can I ever soak up enough light to sustain me through the confines of winter? 

This time near the summer solstice fills me with wonder of what is and dread what’s coming. 

Maybe that’s part of the reason I care so much more about the long days in my late middle age. I now have a much better understanding of how fast time goes, and that these long days will be gone in what feels like an instant. And I now also understand more fully that even if I’m super optimistic about time, I only have so many light-filled summers ahead of me (not trying to be morbid or dramatic but sometimes the math is just staring one in the face). 

I know that to fully experience life and soak it up, I need to live in the present, to be mindful of what is happening NOW, and not obsessing about the future. But it’s so hard for me to enjoy something knowing that it isn’t going to last. Of course, nothing in life lasts–I’m not exactly forging into new philosophical or spiritual territory with this blog post. But impermanency feels particularly real and poignant to me when I ponder the small window of time I have to enjoy summer’s long days.

Being aware of impermanence isn’t all bad–it does make me appreciate life’s delights, like long days, more.

I started this post with an AI made-up Greek based word, and I’ll end with a real, if not quite right, German word (also supplied by AI): “Abschiedsschmerz”. Literally this means “farewell-pain”, so I’ll tweak it to mean “anticipating a farewell-pain” (I’ve got a significant amount of German ancestry mixed in with the Norwegian so I think I’m allowed.) Trying to learn how to pronounce this word can distract me from my macrodiaphile-related angst.

I attempted to participate in a cultural phenomenon today. 

I failed.

My goal was to see the “Beyond Walls” art project at Boom Island Park in Minneapolis, a 12,500-square-foot land art mural by Franco-Swiss artist Saype. Posts about the mural kept popping up on Facebook and Instagram, and my co-workers were talking about it, and Boom Island is rather close to our house, so it seemed like a good outing for a gorgeous Friday afternoon when I was looking for a little adventure without traveling too far.

So I put on sensible shoes and a baseball cap, grabbed a water bottle, and headed out. I parked at another little park about a mile and a half from Boom Island, because I wanted to get some walking in. Of course I wasn’t completely confident that I would actually find Boom Island Park, even though I’ve been by it a thousand times and even in it at least once, because I know myself. But before too long I actually made it to the park. 

Success! So I started walking…and walking..and walking. 

No mural. 

I backtracked. I walked into the park again, this time on the other side of the field where I thought the mural would be. 

No mural. 

Doubt crept in. Was I actually in the right park? Was there another part of the park where the mural would be?

Eventually I got brave and asked another park goer who was walking a very nice dog if she knew where the mural was. She did indeed–or at least she knew where it HAD been. Recent rain had washed it away. 

Well damn. 

Yes, I knew the mural was intentionally temporary, but I thought as it had only been created a week ago, and everything I read said it should last three weeks to a couple of months, it would still be there. I guess SHOULD was the operative word, and I should have realized that we’ve had a lot of rain since it was created. 

Actually, I wasn’t that disappointed or annoyed. I was enjoying a beautiful day outside and the mural inspired me to visit a park that I normally wouldn’t make time to visit. My walk also took me through the relatively new Graco Park which I’ve never checked out (I used to run through that area when I did “long runs” which I haven’t done for a couple of years and I have some feels about that. I’ll note that it was a good emotional/psychological step for me to revisit a place I used to run and now “just” walk and to confront and somewhat accept that change).

 It would have been much more frustrating if the mural had been there and I had somehow just not been able to find it (a very real possibility for me). I appreciated the clarity of knowing that I hadn’t just been unable to find it. My only note is that Minneapolis should update its website to say the mural has washed away. Social media content creators also need to get on it and inform folks.  

So my little expedition wasn’t a failure afterall–just an experience that was not what I originally planed on. And it’s beyond corny to say this, but being able to see that and being slightly flexible with my expectations is beyond a win (even if a small one) for me. 

I’m overinvested in a story about people who wanted to be pirates. (Not actual pirates, but Disney “Pirates of the Caribbean” type pirates). 

I don’t know these aspiring pirates personally–I learned about them when I recently watched a 2012* episode of “Bar Rescue.” I don’t usually play in the reality TV show viewing space, but I watched this with my niece during a family visit. 

I don’t want to get bogged down into reviewing “Bar Rescue” or focusing on the actual folks in this episode and what happened to them during and after the show–I’m sure if you’re interested you can find anything you want to know on the internet. (I’ve definitely spent some time doing just that and will likely spend even more.)

Setting aside all the “plot” and “character” questions this episode raises, I think I got a bit obsessed with it because it made me wrestle with the idea of following a dream. The heart of the pirate bar story seems to be “Should you follow your dream or choose financial success and stability?”

Like many people, I’m a sucker for a “follow your dream” story. And my first response to those tales is an enthusiastic, “Hell YES! Follow your dream!” There are a bazillion dream pursuit stories, and for me, none are more mythic than my beloved Muppets. Kermit, Fozzie, Miss Piggy and the gang–they are all about following their dreams despite setbacks and people telling them they can’t succeed, and making good friends and heartwarming mayhem along the way. A devoted Muppet fan like myself HAS to support dream following, right?

I also just recently listened to “Actress of a Certain Age” by Jeff Hiller, a delightful and inspiring memoir about an actor who finally realizes his dream of having a substantial role in a big network TV show (HBO’s AMAZING “Somebody Somewhere”) in his late forties (an age which now seems relatively young to me). Hiller advocates the “dreams don’t have deadlines” philosophy so I feel renewed inspiration to be on Team Follow Your Dream.

But…the Bar Pirates. One thing that seemed clear from their tale as portrayed on “Bar Rescue” is they couldn’t live their dream in an economically tenable way. Am I soulless to think that they had to give up their dream and find a way to support themselves financially? Afterall, my response when I saw “Rent” all those years ago was, “I don’t feel that bad for these young starving artists, they really should all just get a job and pay their rent.” 

I guess the real question isn’t “Do I think the Bar Pirates should have given up their dream?” but “Have I given up on my dream(s)?” I don’t think so–I don’t remember any burning desire to do something that I haven’t. But maybe that just means the REAL real question for me is: “Have I ever had any dreams?” 

Is the only reason I’ve never given up on a dream because I haven’t had any?

Yikes, that feels bleak. So it feels like it’s important to back up for a moment and define what I mean by a “dream.” I’ve had hopes, aspirations, and goals, but I don’t think I’ve ever felt like “I MUST do THIS!” in a big picture, “this is my life’s calling or mission” sense. 

In many ways I am not a flexible or adaptive person. I don’t generally go with the flow. But I think I’m flexible about my dreams. Performing is a good example of this–if you know me at all, you know I crave the spotlight. My interpretation of “spotlight” is pretty loose, though. I’ll act, sing, drum, read one of blog posts or a children’s story–basically whatever opportunity I get, I’ll take, but I don’t have my heart set on a certain path. I’m even a little uncomfortable with the very common question, “What’s your dream role?” That question makes me twitchy because I feel locked in…what if I don’t ever get that role? What about all the other roles that I don’t even know are possible that might be out there for me? So I definitely have a desire to do something rather specific–perform–but I try to be open to what that might look like. 

And what does it really mean to embrace the idea that dreams don’t have deadlines? I think that only works if we’re flexible and willing to adjust what fulfilling a dream looks like, especially if a dream depends on our physical skill and abilities. Unless we are non-aging muppets (and even muppets are in some ways affected by the passage of time and societal and cultural changes) how we are able to do things can be pretty different at 25 vs. 75. 

A narrative of “Dream vs. Despair” makes for compelling entertainment, but it can be a false dichotomy. Just because I’m not a Broadway star doesn’t mean I have to be miserable. If a dream is thwarted, or worse, never even dreamed, because of racism, sexism, classism, ableism, or any other type of oppression, then that is an injustice we should all fight against. But sometimes our dreams just aren’t a good fit for us, or aren’t a good fit for us anymore, so we can reimagine them. 

Back to those Bar Rescue Pirates: Did they set themselves up for disappointment and failure by narrowly defining their dream and the options available to them? I’m not an expert on pirating or bar ownership, but maybe they could have had a moderately successful restaurant that wasn’t pirate-themed (without the awful corporate theme the Bar Rescue host tried to force on them) and performed as pirates at a local renaissance fair? Or regularly held a pirate role playing game where they drank fruity drinks? These are just a couple of ideas I’m throwing out there, but I think they needed to consider what it was they loved about dressing as pirates and having a bar to try and figure out if they could meet those needs in other ways. 

Maybe I’m just vague and not overly ambitious when it comes to dreams. There are experiences and feelings I desire to have, but I’m open to how I’ll get there. I want to be loved, and happy, and not create too much havoc. Hopefully I’ll get a little praise and affirmation (and a few blog readers) along the way. 

*https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2264672/

I lied in church. In front of the whole congregation. 

I arrived at church late (as I usually do) but not too late, just a few minutes after our start time. As I entered the sanctuary and walked up the aisle to select a seat that wasn’t conspicuously in the very back but not too far up front, the service leader spotted me and asked me a question from the pulpit. A question that caused me to panic and lie. 

Did she call me to account for a sin I had committed (which in our church is most likely to be a sin of omission like not recycling or not donating to public radio)? Did she ask me why I hadn’t signed up to volunteer with the local food shelf or help out with our upcoming service auction?

No, she merely asked me if I would come up and light our chalice. Our chalice lighting is a lovely little ritual that we use to open every service, and I’m sure she thought it was a benign request that I could easily fulfill. But the thought of lighting the chalice, especially when being asked on the spot, filled me with anxiety. 

So I lied and said, “No, I don’t like fire.”

It’s not a lie that I didn’t want to light the chalice, but it is a lie that I don’t like fire. I do like fire, but I don’t like to make or light fires, even when all that is required is using a simple lighter wand. The full truth is that I don’t like to use tools of any kind, or anything that requires even the teeny tiniest amount of technical skill or dexterity, especially in front of other people. 

I have many theories about why I struggle with simple tasks that require any tool wielding or manipulation of the physical world. Primarily, I have limited body awareness–I don’t fully experience or understand how my body operates in the world so I don’t really get how it can manipulate my environment. I’ve lived a lot of my world oblivious to my surroundings because I’m wrapped up in my own head (my dreamy/self-involved Picses nature at play?) Plus, I don’t like figuring out puzzles or following directions or thinking sequentially through a process–everything that seems to be involved in a task like using a vacuum cleaner attachment. Perhaps most importantly, I have very little patience with “things” and get frustrated easily, so if I have to do more than press one button, I’m likely to give up. 

I could have just said “No” and left if at that, but an answer that concise felt rude and weird. I thought I needed an explanation, but going into a long  (or even medium length) explanation about how I’m embarrassed to use tools in front of others seemed even more awkward (and our services always run long so I did not want to hold up the show). So I went with the shortest explanation that I could come up with in the moment: “I don’t like fire.” 

The service leader was unfazed by this and quickly found someone else to light the chalice. The service moved on. I’m sure most people barely registered that this little exchange had happened.

But of course I spent the next 5 minutes (or was it 5 hours?) obsessing about what everyone was thinking about me and my stupid response. Would I be peppered with questions after the service about why I was scared of fire? (I was not).

I WANT to be someone who doesn’t worry too much about what others think of me (as long as it’s not because I’ve honestly caused them some harm). Yes, I am a people-pleaser who actively (sometimes pathologically) seeks affirmation, but still I like to think I’m someone who doesn’t get embarrassed because I do unusual or silly or dumb things. I embrace my nonconformity: “Hey, I’m me and I’m proud I’m unique and quirky.” I’m not bound by conventional bourgeois social norms. I’m not trying to impress anyone with my achievements or my jet-setting lifestyle. 

“We all love ourselves more than other people, but care more about their opinion than our own.”–Marcus Aurelius

But I’m not actually a person who easily goes through life not worrying about the impression I make or if I’m living up to expectations. Maybe I wouldn’t have worried about people thinking I was a weirdo for not liking fire if it was true. Or maybe I wouldn’t have worried, or at least not as much, if I hadn’t been surprised by the request and had a chance to tell the whole truth that I don’t like making fire (Chad just read this and said I am actually not allowed to make fire, even a tiny fire to light a candle, because I can’t be trusted. I can’t really argue with him). 

And of course, I wouldn’t have felt I needed to lie about not liking fire if I wasn’t embarrassed to try and operate tools in front of others. 

My life lesson from this little incident is to accept that I worry about what other people think of me, just like most humans do, and I’ll try to remember this and be less judgmental when I see others worrying about the impression they are making. We may be overly self-conscious and silly, but well, that’s how most of us make our way through our social world.

Or maybe I just need to learn how to lie better on the spot and come up with interesting excuses more quickly. 

“It won’t be long before this looks pretty…”

That’s a thought that kept running through my head during my first hiking excursion of the year at Afton State Park. It was early March, and while I was thankful for the unseasonably warm weather (mid-50’s) and sunshine, the scenery wasn’t exactly inspiring. Everything was brown. And muddy. And brown. 

I wasn’t surprised by the lack of picturesque views. I’m hardly a naturalist, but I understand that early March is simply too early to see signs of spring (or at least any signs I would recognize). I wasn’t disappointed and was just happy to be able to hike without worrying about it being too cold or slippery (it IS easy to slip in mud but still not as hazardous as ice). 

I loved the feeling of anticipation as I imagined how the world would soon be transformed by greenness and growth. The transformation spring brings is miraculous, and I think immersing myself in the before of spring will help me better appreciate the after. 

I don’t want to lose the sense of excitement and expectation of thinking “soon this will be pretty”…but is there a way that I can also think this brown muddy mess “IS pretty” or at least “KINDA pretty and/or pretty in its own atypical and unexpected way”?

The still frozen river was pretty by most common standards, especially with the sunlight sparkling on it. But all the dead flattened prairie grass and bare trees? Um, they presented striking and bold vistas? But what about the mud? Yeah, I’m still in the “mud is just mud” phase of my quest to enjoy nature in all its manifestations.

Obviously, I’m not just talking about the literal, actual early March environment in Minnesota. To spell out the metaphor: Can I learn to be more appreciative of experiences, and people, and my life as they are in the present moment, without fixating on what they will or could be? Or lamenting what they used to be and no longer are (I’m talking to you–my crooked fingers and squishy face!). I don’t think I tend to wallow in “the good old days have passed me by” thinking, but it’s still hard sometimes to not indulge in a little “I’m much older than I used to be and therefore essentially diminished” resignation. 

I don’t think I’ll ever fully appreciate the aesthetics of mud and dead grass. But I just found a quote in the picture book “Last Stop on Market Street” by Matt de la Peña that I read at church today (and how cool is the timing of that discovery–synchronicity!) that inspires me: “He wondered how his nana found beauty where he never even thought to look.”

I might not find visual beauty in a brown early Minnesotan spring day (or its metaphorical equivalents), but now I at least try to look for beauty in places that aren’t obviously or typically lovely. That feels like a powerful step that opens up possibility. 

I am going to be careful, though, so that step doesn’t lead to me falling in the mud, even if that would be pretty funny! 

I am full of grace. 

This doesn’t seem very accurate to me, but who am I to argue with a poem/nursery rhyme from the mid-1800’s? That wouldn’t be very graceful, after all. 

Monday’s child is fair of face,
Tuesday’s child is full of grace.
Wednesday’s child is full of woe,
Thursday’s child has far to go.
Friday’s child is loving and giving,
Saturday’s child works hard for a living.
But the child that is born on Sabbath day,
Is bonny and blithe, good and gay.

According to the poem in question, which assigns people characteristics based on the day of the week they are born, I’m full of grace since I was born on a Tuesday. 

This year my birthday was also on a Tuesday, which means it’s a “true” birthday, according to Gemini (Google’s AI). I’m not sure if a True Birthday is really a thing or just a harmless AI hallucination, but having my birthday once again fall on a Tuesday gives me an excuse to blog about how graceful I am (or am not). I briefly tackled this question in a blog post in 2015 on another true birthday (https://peppersprout.blogspot.com/2015/03/tuesdays-needy-picsean-child.html). Back then I declared that I am in no way physically graceful and not surprisingly, that hasn’t changed in eleven years. 

As words have multiple meanings, I proposed that I could have grace if it was defined as “an attractively polite manner of behaving.” Really? I appreciate that I was being positive and aspirational, but “polite” isn’t one of the top adjectives I’d used to describe myself. I’m not usually obviously rude, but “pleasantly non-offensive” seems like the most I ever obtain on the politeness scale. 

Luckily for me and my quest for blog inspiration, “grace” is more widely used in a way that it wasn’t back in 2015 (or at least I’m aware of this different use). Now I often hear people talking about “giving grace” to others to encourage having patience, understanding and kindness—a flowery way of saying “cut some slack.” It’s all about giving people the benefit of the doubt and not judging too harshly. 

Oof. It’s almost like this birthday rhyme was designed to point out my failings and shortcomings. This is yet another definition of grace that I’m noticeably lacking. 

I often catch myself being annoyed by and impatient with others, and grace often feels like a difficult thing to give. Many times a day I find myself being critical with everyone from strangers to friends, and frequently indulge in “How could they do/not do that?” moral outrage. (I’m not talking about real moral outrage against something like ICE atrocities—that IS justified and we should all feel and act on that).  

I do try to stop myself before acting on or speaking out of my irritation (although Chad would say he can often hear a telltale tone in my voice) so maybe I am giving grace, at least in small amounts, at least some times. Just because it’s hard, doesn’t mean I’m not doing it. “Grace” implies something that’s easy or effortless to me, but I’m realizing that could be a simplistic understanding of grace. All these ways that I’ve considered grace—physical coordination and prowess, social charm, and generous kindness—probably only usually seem effortless because the person demonstrating them has put in the work to develop them.

Sometimes I worry that I’m more impatient and irritable than I used to be. Is this because I’m aging and getting crankier, or is it because smartphones and the state of the world are making all of us more distractible and easily offended? Is it some combination of all these factors or more? Perhaps I’m also more aware of the value of giving grace, and more self aware so I realize how snarky I am. I might even be maturing enough to know that there are other ways to be in the world besides my disdainful Gen X default. 

Today in church we had guest musicians that performed a jazzy version of “Amazing Grace” in a minor key in 5/4 time (it sounded fantastic but I’m not prepared to wrap my mind around 5/4 time). As I was in the midst of my internal struggle with this blog post about grace, it seemed especially significant that they provided me with this different way of hearing “grace.” Like these musicians, I can give my own interpretation to grace and find a way to play with it and make it meaningful for me. 

I’ll have another True Birthday eleven years from now, in 2037. That seems like a space-age date impossibly far in the future, but I know those years will go by quickly. Hopefully I’ll still be in this earthly realm, still blogging, and will have made some progress in being more graceful. There may even be a new way that “grace” is popularly used that will give me some new blog materials. 

That would all be amazing.  

I conducted an experiment and asked AI (Google’s Gemini) to write our 2025 holiday letter. The results were…interesting. Yes, I mean that in the most Minneostan way. The letter I got was annoyingly chipper and over-the-top, and weirdly wrong on some points. Yes, I know that in part this was because I didn’t give Gemini great prompts, but I don’t think I’ll be handing over my blog to Skynet any time soon. 

The AI lies presented in an aggressively perky voice made the holiday letter quite entertaining, at least to me, so I’m sharing it with my editorial comments. I will also admit I did use some AI content from a revised version in our actual letter. Hey, writer’s block is real.

Our Holiday Letter courtesy of Gemini:

We hope this card finds you cozy (I like “cozy” I kept that!) and joyful as the year winds down. It’s been a truly momentous (that’s a bit extreme) year for us—full of robes, resolutions (what?! Gemini really wanted alliteration), and quite a few roles!

The biggest news is that Chad officially graduated from seminary (not sure bold text is called for) in April and is now an ordained Unitarian Universalist minister! We’re thrilled (and perhaps a little surprised he kept the lawyer job, too–we are NOT AT ALL surprised). He’s currently navigating the exciting world of “guest preaching” (like a rock-n-roll roadie, —What? I’m not an expert on being roadie but I’m pretty sure it’s nothing like that— but with more theological introspection) while looking forward to hopefully finding a settled ministry position this fall. In the meantime, he continues to serve as a volunteer chaplain at a low-income housing unit in Minneapolis, somehow balancing that with his continued work as a lawyer—we call it his “Clergy-Counsel” routine. (We absolutely do NOT call it that).

I’m still enjoying my life as a Hennepin County Librarian, managing our public website, staff intranet, and the customer service teams. I essentially get to live the dream: working from home, wearing fuzzy socks, and battling rogue commas. (I was mostly with Gemini until the “rogue commas” bit. Gemini clearly needs some more input about what librarians do. Commas are definitely not a top concern for me). 

In June, we escaped to Baltimore for the UU convention, which meant I got a mini-vacation and managed to sneak in lots of sightseeing while Chad was busy networking.

We spent a decent amount of the year on stage! I had a hilarious and poignant “dream role” in the play Calendar Girls (yes, the one with the calendar—it was liberating!— This is actually a little scary…I know I didn’t give any prompt about being scantily clad on stage or how it felt, but it WAS liberating. How did Gemini know?) —and Chad once again directed a fascinating History Play for the Landmark Center, where I also got to play a small part. I also kept busy acting in two different one-act productions and had some small character roles in a play that went to a community theater festival. We promise next year we’ll just focus on being audience members… maybe. (Gemini definitely pulled this commentary out of its virtual ass. I have never, not ever, said or thought I want to focus on being in the audience. It seems like Gemini has some opinions on how I spend my time). 

We hit a huge milestone and celebrated our 30th wedding anniversary! Where did the time go? We’re so grateful for the journey and all of you who are a part of it.

Life’s other highlights include:

• Becoming great aunt and uncle to our first great niece, Veda (named after my wonderful grandmother!).
• I spent a lot of time playing at open mics—dusting off my guitar (NO, I do not play guitar and resent the assumption that guitars are THE open mic instrument) and testing the patience of Minneapolis coffee shop patrons (I go to breweries, but that seems like an honest mistake, but ouch, Gemini. True, but ouch…did you watch my YouTube videos?)
• I did a lot of hiking and photography in the beautiful MN State Parks, proving that the woods are indeed lovely, dark, and deep (I don’t think I’ve ever felt I need to prove that!)

Wishing you and yours a wonderful holiday season and a New Year full of peace, laughter, and maybe a few well-deserved naps! (I wouldn’t have thought to add the nap bit, but I guess you can’t go wrong with a nap. Maybe having AI overloads won’t be so bad afterall).

With much love,

Chamy