Okay it’s only had one contest, but my booby is victorious.

While I believe there was some famous sports event that was cancelled because of COVID-19, (apparently March Madness doesn’t refer to any of my birthday celebrations), March Mammal Madness has proceeded. (March Mammal Madness is something we take part in because Chad’s friend and law partner, Emmet, organizes it at their work.) And my pick, the Red-Footed Booby, won its first match of the first bracket.

I can totally kick a mammal’s ass! (Okay, I beat an iguana, also not a mammal…)

Now you may know or have noticed that the Red-Footed Booby is a bird. So not actually a Mammal.

So I don’t really know how a bird won a Mammal fight. Oh I could know, I just didn’t pay attention. Per usual, I can’t be bothered with rules.

And because I couldn’t be bothered to learn about the March Mammal Madness or spend time considering my picks, the Booby is only nominally my choice. Chad chose all my picks and went with the Booby for me because, well, booby. He not only choose the Booby for my first bracket choice, but chose it to go all the way. With my sophisticated sense of wit, of course that would be my choice.

#MadeOurselvesForEachOther

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